Conan

Since I have a Leno page, I thought it was only fair to make a Conan page! I might make other talk show pages in the future but Conan and Leno are my priorities. 

Actual Items
Much like Leno's Headlines, Conan's Actual Items looks at newspaper and magazine listings. However these ones are edited to add funnier captions instead of focusing on typos or other oddities that just occur in the paper like Headlines. 

Conditioning Sale $1795 Installed Keep your house cool and comfortable for your children, your wife, and her lover.
Conan Actual Items Garden Place Garden Animals All the cuddly charm of the real animals trapped inside.
Walco 7 Day Coupon Walco Anti Diarrheal medicine Warning: Takes the fun out of diarrhea
Each vitamin guaranteed to minimize the side effects of the previous vitamin
$3 off reg. Price Glucosamine Chonoroitin You tell us what it does
And they said we couldn't get a whole gallon of milk from a squirrel
Warning: Left unsupervised, Bear will eat baby chicks
Conan Actual Items Grapes making out
Let our lovely floral patterns distract others from your explosive diarrhea


Cropped Images

Images I cropped for my various other blogs.

Drawing of a smiling little girl with curly hair surrounded by hearts
Garden Place Stone Garden Animals
close up of 90s kids backpacks including one with a yellow cat. one a dark pink, and one a light blue
Disney Winnie the Pooh Pop Up Play tent
Farmer bear doll holding a basket of baby chicks
2001 Shirley Temple collector's doll




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